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Just dance [Lady Gaga]

A red one
Convict
Gaga
I've had a little bit too much
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush babe.
How does he twist the dance?
Can't find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What's go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright.

[Chorus:]
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-just dance.

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out babe.
Control your poison babe
Roses with thorns they say.
And we're all gettin' hosed tonight.
What's go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright.

[Chorus]

When I come through on the dance floor checkin out that catalogue.
Can't believe my eyes so many women without a flaw.
And I ain't gonn' give it up, steady tryna pick it up like the car
I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex until the til done until tomorr' yeah.
Show me I can see that you got so much in the jean
The way you twirling up them hips round and round
There's no reason, I know why you can't leave here with me
In the meantime stand, let me watch you break it down.

[Chorus]

I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic

Go. Use your muscle comin out work and hustle
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Go slow. Drive it, clean it like so clean it's been molesto, I got it, and your popped coll'

[Chorus]

source : http://www.lyricsty.com/lyrics/l/lady_gaga/just_dance.html

Poker Face [Lady Gaga]

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
[Poker Face Lyrics On http://www.elyricsworld.com/ ]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

source : http://www.lyricsty.com/lyrics/l/lady_gaga/poker_face.html

好色男子正要下手,

美女走到一座坟墓前说:"爸爸,开门吧,我回来了"。吓的好色男子狂奔而去。

美女为自己的聪明得意地笑了起来，哪知笑声未落，从坟墓里传出一个阴森森的声音说："闺女，你咋又忘记带钥匙了呢？"吓得美女尖叫著跑了。这时，一个盗墓者从坟墓里爬了出来，说："影响我工作，吓死你"。

突然发现墓碑前有一老者，手拿凿子在刻墓碑，就好奇地问："你在干吗"？老者生气地说："这些不肖子孙把我的墓碑都刻错了，只好自己来改啦"。

盗墓者一听，吓得撒腿就跑了。看著盗墓者的背影，老者冷笑道："跟老子抢生意，吓死你"。

一不小心，凿子掉地上了，老者正要弯腰去拾，却看见从草丛中伸出一只手，同时还有个冷冰冰声音："啊，敢乱改我家的门牌号"。吓得老者连滚带爬地跑了。一个拾荒者从草丛中爬出来，捡起地上的凿子，感叹道："这年头，捡块烂铁还得费这么大神。

Sorry Sorry by Super Junior

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo
Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo
Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo
Naega michyeo michyeo baby

Baraboneun nunbit soge
Nunbit soge naneun machi
Naneun machi mwoe hollin nom
Ijen beoseonajido motae
Georeooneun neoui moseup
Neoui moseup neoneun machi
Nae simjangeul barpgo wannabwa
Ijen beoseonajido motae

Eodil gana dangdanghage
Utneun neoneun maeryeokjeok
Chakhan yeoja ilsaegiran
Saenggakdeureun bopyeonjeok
Dodohage geochim eopge
Jeongmal neoneun hwansangjeok
Dorikil su eobseulmankeum
Nege ppajyeo beoryeosseo

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo
Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo
Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo
Naega michyeo michyeo baby

Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttaranttan
Ttanttan ttanttada tta
Nege banhaebeoryeosseo baby
Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttaranttan
Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttarappappara

Hey girl gir gir gir gir gir girl I
Nunmantteumyeon ni saenggak Hey girl
Janakkaena sasil neo hana bakke anboyeo
Malhaebwa ni mame naega
Malhaebwa jari jabanneunji
Malhaejwo naege malhaejwo
Naneun babo babo babo

Jubyeon saramdeureun malhae
Naega neomu jeokgeukjeok
I sesange geureon saram
Eodi handurinyago
Geugeol molla geunyeol molla
Sigihamyeo haneun mal
Naega bureopdamyeon geugeon
Geudaedeuri jineun geo

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo
Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo
Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo
Naega michyeo michyeo baby

Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttaranttan
Ttanttan ttanttada tta
Nege banhaebeoryeosseo baby
Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttararara
Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttarappappara

Let's dance dance dance dance
Let's dance dance dance dance
Let's dance dance dance dance
Dance dance

Hey ije geuman naege wajullae
Jeongmal michil geotman gata yeah
Nan neoman saranghago sipeo
Jeoldae dasi hannun pal saenggak eobseo hey

Aeiniragiboda chingugateun
Naega doego sipeo
Neoui modeun gomin seulpeum
Hamkke ganjikhagopa
Dasi eobseul mankeum mankeum
Neoreul neomu saranghae
Naega baran saram niga baro geu
That that that girl

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo
Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo
Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo
Naega michyeo michyeo baby

source : http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/super_junior/sorry_sorry.html

Japanese phrases

ohayou(good morning)
konnichiwa(good afternoon)
konbanwa(good evening)
oyasuminasai(good night)
sayonara(goodbye)
genki desu ka(how are you)
Doozo yoroshiku(nicce to meet you)
mata ashita(see you tomorrow)
Hajimemashite(how do you do)
hai(yes)
lie(no)
Arigatou(thank you)

徐志摩【再别康桥】

轻轻的我走了，
正如我轻轻的来；
我轻轻的招手，
作别西天的云彩。

那河畔的金柳，
是夕阳中的新娘；
波光里的艳影，
在我的心头荡漾。

软泥上的青荇，
油油的在水底招摇；
在康桥的柔波里，
我甘心做一条水草！

那榆荫下的一潭，
不是清泉，
是天上虹 揉碎在浮藻间，
沉淀着彩虹似的梦。

寻梦？撑一支长蒿，
向青草更青处漫溯，
满载一船星辉，
在星辉斑斓里放歌。

但我不能放歌，
悄悄是别离的笙箫；
夏虫也为我沉默，
沉默是今晚的康桥！

悄悄的我走了，
正如我悄悄的来；
我挥一挥衣袖，
不带走一片云彩。

My Beautiful Hometown~Sungai Petani,Kedah(Malaysia)

1. Clock Tower















2. Newly Opened Village Mall















3. Night View of Sungai Petani Town















4. Semerling Lake



























5. Paddy Field (Views along the North South Highway heading to Alor Setar)










6. Headquater of Police Station for Kuala Muda Yan















7. Again, the night view of Clock Tower in Sungai Petani.

mashimaro

source :
http://www.glitter-graphics.com/

A Fairy Song by William Shakespeare

Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough brier,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire!
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere;
And I serve the Fairy Queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green;
The cowslips tall her pensioners be;
In their gold coats spots you see;
Those be rubies, fairy favours;
In those freckles live their savours;
I must go seek some dewdrops here,
And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.

Shakespeare - Life's brief candle

"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Optical illusion

Can you see the three faces?

source : http://www.optillusions.com/dp/1-4.htm
















What do you see below?
A lady or a musician? See both?














source : http://www.eyetricks.com/0107.htm

Try to count the number of black dots on the image below...
















source :http://www.eyetricks.com/0107.htm



Are the lines below straight or are they curved? source : http://www.eyetricks.com/0107.htm

Love and Friendship by Emily Bronte

Love is like the wild rose-briar,
Friendship like the holly-tree—
The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms
But which will bloom most constantly?

The wild-rose briar is sweet in the spring,
Its summer blossoms scent the air;
Yet wait till winter comes again
And who will call the wild-briar fair?

Then scorn the silly rose-wreath now
And deck thee with the holly's sheen,
That when December blights thy brow
He may still leave thy garland green.

冷笑话

顾客惊讶说：“你的大拇指泡在我的汤里啦。” 
服务员说：“没事，我习惯了，不烫。” 


从前有一个人叫阿爽。
他死掉了。
出殡那天。
他的家人哭喊：‘
爽阿……爽阿。’
路人不解。问道：‘伱们爽什么阿。’
家人痛哭流涕：‘爽死了……爽死了!!


Question：有两个人掉到陷阱里了，死的人叫死人，活人叫什么? 
Answer:叫救命啦!


有一对玉米相爱了… 
于是它们决定结婚… 
结婚那天… 
一个玉米找不到另一个玉米了… 
这个玉米就问身旁的爆米花：你看到我们家玉米了吗? 
爆米花：亲爱的，人家穿婚纱了嘛……. 


一留学生在美国考驾照，前方路标提示左转，他不是很确定，问考官： 
“turn left?” 
答：“right” 
于是……挂了.. 


蜜蜂狂追蝴蝶，蝴蝶却嫁给了蜗牛。蜜蜂不解：他哪里比我好？蝴蝶回答：人家好歹有自己的房子，哪像你住在集体宿舍。


question：动漫里最黑暗的人物是谁？    
answer：多啦A梦。为什么？因为它伸手不见五指。


question：动漫里最有同情心的人物是谁？     
answer：多拉A梦。为什么？因为它总是向人伸出圆手(援手)。

防范陌生人·

大約一個月前, 我看到一個女子站在大型購物中心的入口。 女子寫了個自己的經歷, 好警告其他的女子們。 幾天前,這個女子購物完後走出購物中心, 在上車前發現她的車胎洩氣了 於是她從後車箱中拿出千斤頂準備換車胎。 一個穿著西裝手、公事包的男士走到她旁邊對她說： 我看到妳在換車胎，需要我幫忙嗎？ 女子欣然的接受了男士的幫助。 換車胎時女子與男士相談甚歡， 男士換好新車胎後幫女子將洩氣的車胎及千斤頂 放入後車箱並蓋上車蓋，並將手上的灰塵拍掉。 當女子謝謝男士的幫助要進入車內時， 男士告訴女子他的車子就在購物中心的附近， 希望女子能讓男士搭個便車送男士去自己停車的地方。 女子有點意外並問男士怎麼會將車停在另一邊。 男士解釋說來購物中心和一個不常見面的老朋友吃飯 見面，離開時卻走錯出口。 但他現在快遲到,而他的車子就在附近而已。 女子不想拒絕男士， 因為男士才幫自己更換車胎， 而換車胎對女子並不容易。 女子忽然想起男士在蓋上後車蓋前 將自己的公 事包放入後車箱中， 而那是在男士開口請女子讓他搭便車之前。 女子於是對男士說 自己很樂意載男士去他停車的地方, 但自己忘了買一樣東西。 女子接著說只需要幾分鐘， 男子可以坐在車內等，她很快就會回來。 女子進入購物中心後找了安全人員 並將剛剛的事告訴他， 安全人員與女子一起回到車旁時 男士已經離開了。 女子及安全人員 一起將後車箱中男士的公事包帶到警察局。 警察將公事包打開.. (表面上而言是可以看看有沒有證件好將公事包還給男士) 他們發現裡面裝的竟然是繩子、膠帶及刀子。 當警察檢查女子洩氣的舊輪胎時 發現根本沒有問題，只是被放氣而已。 男士有什麼意圖很明顯， 而且事前已經小心計劃過。 女子幸運的逃過一劫。 如果女子當時坐在車裡等男士替她換車胎， 或者女子有小孩坐在繫安全帶的兒童安全座椅上， 或者當時女子拒絕男士的要求， 將會發生多可怕的傷害。 希望你能將這封信傳給每個你認識的女性。 這個動作可能救一條命。 一根蠟燭因點亮 其他的蠟燭而更炫亮 藉此提醒大家我們生活的世界有許多瘋狂的事， 事前防範安全總比事後的後悔好。 保持警覺性並常用你的腦袋！